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Penguin in the Park

Once a man was walking in a park when he came across a penguin.
He took him to a policeman and said, "I have just found this penguin. What should I do? " The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo ".
The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man was still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked, "Why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn't you take it to the zoo? " "I certainly did", replied the man. "And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I' taking him to the moviest!

POTATO FARMER

Potato farmer was sent to to prison just at time when he should have been digging the ground for planting the new crop of potatoes. He knew that his wife would not be strong enough to do the digging by herself, but that she could manage to do the planting, and he also knew that he did not have any friends or neighbors who would be willing to do the digging for him. So he wrote a letter to his wife which said “Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun there.”
Ten days later, he got a letter from his wife. It said, “I think somebody is reading your letter before they go out of prison. Some policeman arrived here two days ago and dug up the whole field. What shall I do now?”
The prisoner wrote back at once. “Plant the potatoes, of course!”

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NGERTI NGGA????
NGERTI NGGA????

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